Did you know, you’re supposed to wash these?
I was just cutting off the dirty part.
[laughing] This is worse than I thought it would be.
Ugh, all right this is the one we’re using,
’cause it’s open now.
So we’re gonna start with a neutral base.
I’m just imitating all the girls I’ve seen on TikTok.
Will this even go on this scary dummy head?
It’s also the exact same color as the dummies head.
That’s on me.
Let’s try a shiny one. Oh, there we go.
Okay. Let me reset.
We’re starting with a nice coppery tone. [laughing]
You know, let’s go for some, let’s go even harder.
Let’s do Glitter Goals.
[light happy music]
Maybe it’s the brush?
I’m gonna try all of these.
Well I should have started with that one, maybe.
It’s smoky. It’s a smoky eye.
You know what? Let’s quit while we’re ahead, ugh.
[light happy music]
That’s smokey, right?
I really apologize that I’m who you got paired with today.
Oh, it’s a crayon.
Oh no, it’s blurring lipstick.
Okay. Oh my God, this was a huge mistake.
Oh no. Ew.
I’m gonna be honest.
I don’t feel like there’s a way to save this.
Oh, this is like a, a black lipstick situation.
I’ve always wanted to wear black lipstick,
but I think you have to have like a really cool personality.
And I recently came to terms with the fact
that mine is like, just fine.
I feel like if this were a real person
I’d be doing a better job.
I mean, this is terrifying.
[upbeat samba music]
That smells a little minty.
I don’t drink, so this is as close as I get
to being like a sommelier.
I’m such a loser. Wow.
I feel like I should know what that is.
I’m gonna guess mint. Some sort of mint.
Christmas Eve? What?
President’s Day. No, I’m kidding.
A Berry one, some sort of fruit one.
Coconut mango! Oo, pretty good.
I think this is a green tea of some kind.
Chocolate mint? Wow, I suck at this.
Oh, I taste the chocolate mint now.
Now I get it.
This tastes like another Christmas one.
Wood. I’m gonna guess tree.
Holiday Chai. I knew it was another Christmas one.
I’m glad we did that. That was very cute.
I’m also glad I wore a corset for this now.
Thank you, Bridgerton, for making corsets cool again.
Are veggie bouquets a thing?
They are. Okay.
It’s a very educational day for me.
Hm, all right, let’s not get the wilted piece.
You know what I think the problem has been today?
All of these tasks are very feminine
and it seems that my femininity is wanting.
So this feels like now we can start with,
I don’t, Oo that one looks, there we go.
This is for someone’s wedding, right?
I don’t hate that.
How does that look?
I won’t move on until everyone in the room has nodded.
Did you know you’re supposed to wash these?
I just found that out.
I was just cutting off the dirty part until it was nothing.
And then I would just use whatever was left
until it was done.
Oh! That doesn’t look bad, actually.
Oh, I’m gonna go home and do this.
I feel like I’ve seen this on TikTok.
God, I love TikTok.
Attach this to the head I ruined.
So that dummy has something going for it.
That looks pretty good.
Oh, thank God.
Okay. This head’s makeup’s already done.
I think you start with just like big chunks, right?
And then you can trim
someone wanna hold this so we can donate it.
I mean, whoever did the color job on this hair,
pretty cool looking.
Oh, my God.
This is, I’m like sweating.
I did watch a couple of these videos before I came in here.
‘Cause I got straight A’s in high school
and I did see one where I forget who the celebrity was
but they made someone cut an actual person’s hair.
[clippers humming] I am so terrified right now.
There we go.
I mean, it’s not terrible, for a dummy.
Is there a storyline?
Okay. Let me try to remember my favorite part of the Bible.
Oh, the elephant doesn’t have a mouth.
When are you getting the surgery
to give yourself a mouth?
It’s been a nightmare with COVID
because elective surgeries are on the back burner.
Hmm. But a mouth seems pretty important, doesn’t it?
Oh, calm down, I didn’t mean to strike a nerve.
It’s okay. It’s okay.
I understand. Come here.
Oh, don’t cry, Devin.
You’ll have a mouth someday.
[giggling] Is that too far?
Does your hand go through there?
Do I look artistic?
Lets start with a sun.
Okay, so that is sort of a sun or an egg yolk,
which I think, are good for you again.
Right? I’ve been eating them,
so hopefully they’re fine.
Let’s do an ocean.
Oh, that’s a very skinny wave.
It is finished.
And by that, I mean, I don’t wanna do it anymore.
[light happy music]
Oh, it doesn’t work when there’s only one piece of paper.
[voice echoing] A woman who accidentally
dropped her cell phone,
been their girlfriend,
into the hole of an outhouse in a National Forest
and fell in while trying to retrieve it,
had to be rescued by firefighters in Washington state.
Brandon Fire Department Chief, Tim Manly said the woman
who was at the top of Mount Walker
in the Olympic National Forest, Southwest of Seattle,
had been using her phone
when it fell into the toilet, on Tuesday.
Manly said she [laughing] disassembled the toilet seat
and used dog leashes to try and get the phone
and eventually used the leashes to tie herself off
as she reached for it.
That effort failed and she fell into the toilet head first.
Reunited with her phone, she called 911.
The woman said she was uninjured.
She was washed down and strongly encouraged
to seek medical attention,
after being exposed to human waste.
Chief Manly concluded,
I’ve been doing this for 40 years and that was a first.