Wait.

What next?

[bright music]

I’m really uncoordinated so I’m not hopeful for this.

Okay.

Okay. Who’s uncoordinated now?

No, I’m still uncoordinated but this is really easy.

You know what? Maybe I can actually do this.

Hold on. Can I find the notes?

[harmonica playing]

No.

[harmonica playing]

I’m not gonna be able to play a song. Are you insane?

Are we insane right now? I can hear it.

I’m gonna do a little…

[harmonica playing]

There we go.

I have no idea, but this can’t be that hard, right?

No.

I think this thing’s from like 25 years ago, so maybe…

Did it go?

[Madison squealing]

Wait.

What next?

[Producer] Pisces.

Fish

[Producer] Bagel.

New York.

[Producer] The Fall.

Drop.

[Producer] Album.

Music. That’s boring.

[Producer] Moon.

Pisces.

No man, moon’s Libra. I messed up.

[Producer] Summer.

Love.

[Producer] Piano.

The guitar.

[Producer] Paris.

Hilton.

[Producer] Tattoo.

Slay.

Why, tattoo slay.

[Producer laughing]

Why?

[bright music]

I don’t think I’m supposed to be touching this blue part.

It’s really hot, but you know, we’re here.

I think I’m gonna wait.

I’m gonna let my intuition take over on this one.

I think once the sizzle relax.

Oh my God. It smells so good.

You’re kidding. You’re kidding.

The icing, I don’t know if I’m gonna put it on.

It smells like it expired in like, ’94.

I’m not gonna use that.

Okay, wait.

Should we check on it?

Wait.

I like a crispy waffle. Like, I love a crunchy…

Not crunchy. Maybe that was the wrong adjective.

I like a done waffle so I’m gonna give it a another sec.

Just to brown it a little, you know.

Welcome to The Food Network, everybody.

Oh, it’s starting to smoke. See, this is a better color.

I’m gonna use these to get this out.

Oh, okay. So the bunny imprint isn’t really visible.

But look at that.

I’m gonna try this thing. It’s really hot.

I’m gonna make another one while I try it.

That sound just scratches my brain.

That’s so good.

It’s very warm.

Very doughy. Not cooked.

[bright music]

Do you have any ideas? Should we work off your concepts?

Just go crazy. Go flower.

[Madison] I hate purple.

[Stranger] Okay.

Should we go white?

I think I’m gonna go into a French tip.

This is definitely too big.

This one looks fitting.

We’re gonna do a French tip on one nail.

I’m gonna be very serious about this.

Maybe not.

This is really difficult.

[Stranger] It’s perfect.

[Madison] There’s that. Okay, so there’s our French tip.

We’re gonna try to do a flower with the blue.

That’s so not good.

Okay, I’m gonna then go in like that.

What the hell? All right.

So I am not a nail technician. That’s for damn sure.

[Stranger] So beautiful.

[Madison] That’s cute.

I’m gonna finish my French tip.

I think I gave up on that too fast.

Whoa, this is offensive.

Maybe I’m just like, let’s make it all white.

I don’t know about…

Okay, we’re gonna do another flower.

I don’t know what the right amount of dots is.

Comments.

Can you tell us what the prime amount of dots are, please?

Just for future. When I do this again.

[Madison sighing]

I’m disappointed is an understatement. I can’t believe this.

Please go out tonight and show it off to people.

And just go up to people and be like, hey,

how good did my nail lady do today?

I think it’s gonna go over really well.

My less dominant hand is my left hand.

So we’re gonna try this.

This is gonna be so bad. So bad.

I’m gonna write, love yourself.

Also, please don’t make fun of me for how I hold a pen.

I never went to real school, okay. I was homeschooled.

Okay. This isn’t atrocious.

Those are supposed to be stars, okay.

And I’m underlining that. How’s that for my left hand, huh?

I think that’s actually not terrible.

[bright music]

Hello. We’re doing ASMR.

[tapping palette]

[brushing microphone]

I don’t know if I like that one.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

[scratching palette]

This is awful.

[opening/closing lipstick]

That’s…

[opening/closing lipstick]

You’re in a forest and it’s raining. Shh.

[spraying water bottle]

You hear nothing.

You can hear like the squirt bottle, like…

Oh, it’s coming down heavy now.

Oh no, it’s the storm.

I’m soaking this microphone. I’m so sorry.

I think it’s okay though. Let’s see.

You survived the storm.

So I was told to do this

and no one knew that I could actually do this.

So, get ready.

Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, H, G, F,

E, D, C, B, A.

That’s the alphabet backwards, ladies and gents.

[producers applauding]

Thank you very much.

Most impressive thing I know how to do.

[gentle music]